Who is Vixen VonTooten?

Vixen VonTooten was created a few years ago when I was setting up a new home phone line and was informed I would have to pay extra to not have my name and number available to anyone who wanted to know. After about 20 minutes of petulant arguing with the poor sales person, I asked if I could be listed under another name? Out of complete frustration the tired rep surrendered, “Lady, you can be whoever you want to be.” And it came to me instantly: “List me as Vixen VonTooten. V-O-N-T-O-O-T-E-N!”